Woman!

Since the last post was titled  Man... I think it only fitting that this 

one be titled  Woman!  No one really understood the last one anyway... probably like I don't understand men...but I saw this the other day about women, made me smile, so I will share it with you.  

(equality you know!)

True statements why women are superior...

We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological excuses.

Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when we dance.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.

We can congratulate our teammate without patting her rear end.

We've never lusted after a cartoon character or a figure in a video game.

We will never regret piercing our ears.

We can be groupies... male groupies are just stalkers!

We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.